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semiotickitten:

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

Lets take a moment to appreciate what Harry Potter has given us:

demontadark:

huff-slyn-dor-claw:

7 books

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8 Movies

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A theme park

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A actual sport

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3 musicals

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Its own puppet show

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It has its own music genre

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even it’s own interactive website

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Harry Potter has truly had an impact on the world. We have left our mark.

is nobody gonna comment on how the books are in the bible section?

brookeeverdeen:

oh ellen